it was like his penis was on wheels.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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