Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
is it fun? or sober?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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