Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
