It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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