i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
They have beer where we have blood.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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