we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species