David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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