Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?