What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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