If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I want a musical about memes.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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