so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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