so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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