I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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