On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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