I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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