I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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