It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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