OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
