Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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