Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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