we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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