I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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