Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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