i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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