eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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