when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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