The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
