Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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