dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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