WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
