Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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