i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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