Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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