3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
