It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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