Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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