Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She told me I should be a condom model.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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