worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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