You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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