just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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