I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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