Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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