i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He better not be in your backpack
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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