either way he was missing a nipple.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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