I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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