i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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