can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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