He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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