I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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