don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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