rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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