he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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