were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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