yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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