Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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