We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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