Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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