just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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