idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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