is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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